m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via kittenskaboodles)

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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(via surprisebitch)

relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

(via fake-mermaid)